So I'm looking out my office window and it's a gloriously sunny day, blue skies, it's cold, but sunny. I walk into the office canteen and outside that window it's snowing, I run back upstairs and glance out my office window... sunny. My office isn't even one block wide!?
canteen window - it's snowing, my office window - it's sunny!?
What the hell is going on?
I'll admit it, I'm slightly scared!
So you're walking along minding your own business, you reach a busy crossroads and are about to push the "Stop!" button to allow safe crossing. When out of NOWHERE a small silver car drives through a puddle and drenches only your left leg (bizarrely) just below your crotch. Dilemma!?
Do you:
- Sit down and weep at the ruining of your favourites jeans.
- Fly into a rage, while reaching into your pocket for any loose change (shrapnel) that you can launch maximum velocity at the offending vehicle.
- Quietly turn around and head back the way you came, realising that anyone you pass may assume (with disgust) you've had a "raincheck" in your pants.
- Decide, "what the hell" and continue walking while appearing fully confident with your incontinence issue, meeting the eye of anyone who frowns at you with a defiant stare?
I chose number 4 and was pleasantly surprised at how liberating it felt.
It's late evening and I'm having a sweet or savoury dilemma. In my refrigerator I have an enormous fresh mango cheesecake that I bought on a whim yesterday, but.. I also have a selection of excellent cheese and wine that I purchased from my local deli this morning.
I'm sure you can see my indecision, what will I do. Obviously I can't have both?! that would be grotesque, but I do want one of them.....
The dilemma continues.....
